Garrison Keillor: “…the most important man in the world.”

Brilliant, hilarious, comforting, therapeutic, and thanks to Karen Burkhardt for find this piece from the Washington Post Writer’s Group and published in the Denver Post.

Joe Biden is following me. I go to lunch at Mickey’s Diner and he’s sitting two stools away, wearing a stocking cap and a fake mustache with a fake nose and glasses but he says, “Hey, how’s it going, fella?” It’s Joe Biden. So pathetic. Sad.

He is conducting a destabilization campaign against me, putting chemicals in my food that make me behave erratically. Why?

Because he and his secret cabal are terrified of what I represent.

My guiding principle from the beginning has been Make Earth The Center Again. Not the sun. Earth First.

Ever since Pope Urban VIII failed to shut down Galileo and the fake science of Copernicus, Judeo-Christian civilization has been in steady decline. It’s the plain truth. That’s why the Pilgrims came to the New World, to escape solar-centrist ideology…

And it just gets better. The whole essay can be read here.

 

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